Make a cover of this or just have fun listening to the different varieties of instrumentals we selected for this battle! My flows are darker than the void in my heart and eyes Even with your clown cousin, Ronald, victory would still be mine! Laughing Jack: All around the mulberry bush, the clown chased the blind man With a weird eating disorder, dude, stop eating those hands!
I'm going ham, squeezing your ass until Pop Goes the Weasel I'll maniacally take you down, eyeless man, I'm pure evil! I bring pain! You'll go insane just like my playmate Isaac Before you get kicked, smacked with a brick, and a mouthful of ticks! You see how dope I'm flowing? I guess not I'll break to your home, trash your rooms, and leave a dead dog! You're dressed as an emo mime, while I've got vicious battle rap attacks Cut you no slack, I'm making a comeback, you'll remember Eyeless Jack! Laughing Jack: I may be a clown, but this time I'm not joking It'll be a pleasure to nail you to the wall and cut you wide open I'm dispersing these rhymes so hot, they'll make you descend Why don't you leave this battle now and go jack off to BEN?
The Observer: It's the Observer, hacking into this war between two fools You bitches never learn, but I'm gonna leave you two schooled I've been observing, I'll leave you burning, before this next rhyme And I be swervin', even murdering your tribes twelve times You could never find me with these bombs that I'm dropping Trying to fight me is useless, I'll always be forever watching Okay, you two.
Richard Van Buren: Are you feeling lonely? SCP Ready to see my real face? Pirate Percy: It's Pirate Percy, maties, no way you'll get through me I'll make you scream as soon as I exit your TV screen I'll be laughing at this jackass while making the rest of you suffer Because a battle is no place for you already dead landlubbers!
I'm known as an NPC but I have spawned many stories And this stalker must be high if he thinks he's got all the glory Don't even think about touching me, I'll send your ass to the Desert I'll let out these screams and make sure you all get severed There's Snow way out of this, can't get away with your bike Pinch yourselves now, for I have taken over your lives! Happy Appy: Hello children! Welcome to this episode of Happy Appy I'm friendly, I'm fruity, but I'm also feeling snappy I may have got banned from Nick Jr, but I'm still standing strong With how much this rodent obsesses, it's like he wants his owner's schlong Now everybody calm down, because the violence is building Let's broadcast these slaughters, cause that's natural, children Well, let's conclude this episode, I had fun with you all See you all next time, in the afterlife hall!
A game called hide-and-go-seek? Dead Bart: Try to find you? Well, I was mother freaking phone Will you shut the crap up? I am mad at your tone You're all Jeff rip-offs, so you can suck my Slender dick Herobrine, I'll kick you out like it was a Sparta kick Who was phone, coming in fast You'll need a cast like DarkLink's ass Talk about being God your economy is high You and Tails Doll are gay mates who need high fives Drop dead, because you suck If you dislike this battle, I dont give a duck Yo, Rake, your nipples are ice cream cones Wait a second.
Who gives a shit? You're a mess! I'm the best of the best, you won't ever find success My stare alone sends shivers into grown ups and kids I bring terror to the 'Tube, like User ! Russian Sleep Experiment: Enough, Byron, your code's already been cracked With these lines I've got packed yours just look whack!
Let's try a little experiment, in the end you'll break! Cause you will never sleep when my rhymes keep you awake! I'll just gas you with my disses, so don't be having paranoia It'll take less than 30 days for me to verbally destroy ya!
I am in the madness within you all! And with that you got beat! I'll leave you in such a state you no longer want to be freed! Squidward's Suicide: Barnacle heads, be quiet, while I work on my art! Be gone, just DO IT! Let me just grab my rope! You're just an attraction here, while I'm the big deal! Rhymes so unreal they'll reveal that you'll kneel and squeal I made Disney shit his pants yet you think your skill is odd?
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